- Me: ohhhh what a nice TV program!
- Tumblr: do you like it? Here, I've got a fandom for you.
- Me: oh my thank you! I... Aww, those characters are soooo cute!
- Tumblr: oh, i know. If you want you can make them your OTP. You can ship them. I'll make you met the right people.
- Me: hey, this painting is so sweet!
- Tumblr: oh, wait, i can find someone that will write you a fanfiction based on it in a few seconds.
- Me: thank you so so so much, it is wonderful! Look! It is real art!
- Tumblr: i know you would apreciate it. I think you may be interested in this artist, and what he/she does. There are also a lot of "serious" thing, here.
- Me: oau, hey, this is very moving and deep!
- Tumblr: oh, i know. Do you want to read stuff from someone who believes in equals rights and or explaines scienze and or tells awersome stories?
- Me: oh yes please I can feel my mind singing in content!
- Tumblr: and we have also little jokes and a sassy staff.
- Me: oh, you are wonderful, really really so!
- Tumblr: now give me your soul.
- Me: what?
- Tumblr: what?